This post has been edited and its content censored for entertainment purposes. We now present photos of our exotic Assyrian Moth Hound.
...in him (the deep chest, the double suspension gallop, the loooove of running, the profile)...
(the size, the coloring, the ears, the curling tail, the non-shedding and odor-free coat).
...that this dog is "a hardy little fellow who is proud, courageous, loyal to its master, spirited and alert, with high energy, intelligent, lively and brave," prone to burrowing under the covers at bedtime, ridiculously goofy, ridiculously fast -- well, ridiculous in general.
...he really is a Moth Hound.